Have not died yet...

Ugh. I haven't posted in a bit, so I just thought I'd leave an update. Nothing is going on in my life except that I've been sickly and tired. And I work more than I want to. On Fridays I get piss-faced drunk. I feel like I've become a cliche. It's...interesting in that it's not. I think I'll start one of those 30 day challenge things next month if I'm feeling really optimistic...if not, I'll save it for the new year. Because procrastination is what I'm all about every year, but January is when I can pretend that will change.

My throat hurts. I'm going to watch the 50th Anniversary episode of Doctor Who, Day of the Doctor, now. So psyched! Then I will curl into a ball and die.

What's In My Bag?

The contents of my purse, because I decided to clean it out today...even I was a little taken aback by the random crap in there. This is no Us Weekly list.

1 pack fruit snacks, half pack peanut m&m's
3 lip balms
4 lighters
1 novelty syringe
1 can opener
2 packs Red 72's
Half pack Orbit Sweet Mint
Napkin with a phone number written in blue ink
Grocery list
3 Werther's candies, 1 soggy mint
2 poems
6 unnecessary receipts
1 black pen
1 purple eyeliner pencil
2 Ibuprofin
1 Small lotion
1 Tampon
1 Body Spray
Piece of paper listing the 50 States

McGuyver could make a bomb with my purse.