Do...People Like Me?

I was reading this article, 5 Insignificant Things That Determine if Someone Likes You, and I learned some interesting things. Mostly, that I should have way more friends than I do. 4 out of 5 traits isn't bad! Probably. Who wears Tommy Hilfiger anymore anyway? What is this, 2003?

Poetic?

Hahahaha, I wrote a poem about Shakira. I am so silly.

Movies To See - 2

After a bit of a Hollywood dryspell, these movies are offering me something to look forward to.

1. Looper

2. Vamps

3. Anchorman 2

4. Sinister

5. This Is 40

Costume Hunt

Every year I tell myself I will figure out my Halloween costume before October, and every year I fail on an epic level. Today I began my hunt, as I have no original thoughts on the matter. Honestly, my heart is just not in it this year, but whatever. I love Halloween, I'm sure I'll be more festive the nearer it draws. So far, I've come up with some maybe ideas.

Maybe:
1. Corpse Bride
2. Sally (NBC)
3. Babydoll (Sucker Punch)
4. The Bride (Kill Bill) Yellow suit
5. Mad Alice (Madness Returns)
6. Lady Droog (A Clockwork Orange)
7. Sally Jupiter (Watchmen)
8. Silk Spectre (Watchmen)

Also, here are some children's costumes that I am obviously not going to wear but were just too cute not to share! Call it a bonus.

Signs You Might Be A Douchebag

1. You wear an Affliction t-shirt (or the Ed Hardy, TapOut).
2. You still call people "Bro/Brah"
3. You wear a baseball cap backwards un-ironically.
4. You post pics of yourself (that you have taken yourself) shirtless.
5. Your pants hang low enough to see your underwear, even with a belt.
6. You actually use pick-up lines to pick up chicks.
7. You like Hinder, Nickelback, Buck Cherry, or Creed.
8. You watch Jersey Shore. Or pretty much any reality show. FYI: watching it to make fun of it, doesn't make you any better.
9. You find "The One" more than once a year.
10. You post incredibly personal bullshit on Facebook for all the world to join you in a pity party drama-fest.
11. You drink Diet anything.
12. You use a tanning bed.
13. You are jobless because "Why bother? I can just collect unemployment and get foodstamps."
14. You aspire to have a grill (the teeth mutilation kind, not the cooking kind).
15. You are regularly involved in bar fights. Mostly because you are belligerently drunk at the bar every night.
16. You wonder why people think you are a d-bag.

Having one or two of these qualities doesn't necessarily mean you are a bag of douches. More than 3...sorry, bro, the numbers don't lie.