So, here's a secret that's not really a secret: I'm incredibly picky. In pretty much every aspect of my life. But especially with men. I'll be friends with nearly any of them, but I find myself incapable of being interested in them romantically. I mean, well, sure I'd like to jump the bones of a few...but that's a different story. I'm talking about dating. I know this is really frustrating for boys, but I just won't do anything with you if I see no future in the endeavor. It's just way too much energy expended for such disappointing results. Honestly, I see no future with any man. I think the man I want does not exist.
If he did, he would be a conglomeration of these characters:
1. Nathan Fillion as Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity)
2. Joseph Gordon Levitt as Tom Hansen (500 Days of Summer)
3. Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona (10 Things I Hate About You)
4. Justin Kirk as Andy Botwin (Weeds)
5. Jake M. Johnson as Jake (New Girl)
6. Tahmoh Penikett as Paul Ballard (Dollhouse)
7. Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
8. Johnny Galecki as Leonard Hofstadter (Big Bang Theory)
9. Jay Baruchel as Dave Stutler (The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
So, in sumation, the attributes I'm looking for in a man are(in no particular order):
1. Nerdy/Smart
2. Funny/Quirky
3. Chaotic Good
4. Honorable
5. Endearing
6. Handy
7. Possibly Jewish
Also, I apparently have a type looks-wise. Dark brows, strong nose, prominent jaw line, dark hair. So, okay, yeah...I knew that.
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