Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Environmentally Friendly

Song of the Day: Parentheses - The Blow

It occurs to me that happy people irritate me. Like these people are just too unimaginative to come up with some other emotion. Like happiness is a character flaw.

In the throes of boredom I decided to hit the Next Blog button and see what it threw me. In the old days it would send me to a bunch of poetry blogs, a couple random Spanish ones, and religious one or two, a heap of political jargon blogs, single post entities and those long dead. Today it fairly exclusively brought me scary religious blogs, family blogs, and biking blogs. Wtf? One was of a Mormon family of, like 12 or something. All of them smiling smugly at me, as if they knew something I didn't. Mostly I wanted to throw things at my computer screen, at their smug, delusional faces. As if contributing to overpopulation were a thing to be happy about.

I suppose I am not Mormon, and I have no offspring, so I wouldn't really know. But I am single, angry,  repressed, and unhappy. These things aren't necessarily unpleasant for me. And I get to feel environmentally friendly(overpopulation is the greatest threat to the environment). Speaking of environmentally friendly...the Prius gives me an environment boner. I want one soooo bad.

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