Okay, so this one's a little hokey, but it's my dance mix. I can't dance, but I can-can try. When I'm alone in my house. Or drunk. Or super happy. Whatever, you get the (awkward) picture. So pop a bottle of wine or 5 and watch some Saturday Night Fever and/or Honey for danceperation and then break it out for my mix. I've added some helpful suggestions.
1. Good Feeling - Flo Rida (feel free to use wildly gesticulating "rap hands" during the rapping parts)
2. Gangnam Style - PSY (because I'm alive, and Gangnam is TEH SHIT) (obviously you do the Gangnam dance as well as you can...or can't)
3. Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3 (do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!)
4. Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 (idk, move like Jagger? I just do a lot of pelvic thrusts and lasso moves. Meow)
5. When I Grow Up - The Pussycat Dolls (a lot of...sexy...stomping and fist pumping. hair flipping, etc...)
6. California Gurls - Katy Perry (hopping from foot to foot. Put your hands up when representin' West Coast)
7. Evacuate the Dance Floor - Cascada (dance like magic...idk how else to describe the moves I use)
8. Gasolina - Daddy Yankee (pretend to be a sexy Latina who likes people shout-rapping at her)
9. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira (try to belly dance like Shakira...fail...keep trying anyway)
10. Untouched - The Veronicas (shimmy shoulders, shake head from side to side, bite lower lip)
11. Bad Romance - Lady Gaga (creepy t-rex, spin around alot)
12. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO (pelvic thrusts while pointing to your junk. wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah)
13. I Don't Feel Like Dancing - Scissor Sisters (DISCO!)
14. Blah Blah Blah - Kesha ft. 3OH!3 (the Drunk Bitch, spill your drink, run to the bathroom, puke, pass out in bathroom)
Aaaaaand if you happen to have a cage or a geode cave...try the lycanthropy dance? There's a She-Wolf in your closet, let it out so it can breathe. Seriously, it's suffocating in there from all that poly-rayon.
Or if you have a partner...try some Chuck Berry's "You Never Can Tell".
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